First order of business:
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
I hope tonight you have lots of fun & get fat eating lots of candy.
Second order of business:
On this day, the thirty-first of October, in the year of two-thousand and eight, I hereby declare that I will abstain from partaking of the evil liquid substance otherwise known as "Dr. Pepper" for the remainder of this year.
Wait. Let me think about this. Maybe just until the end of November. NO! This year. That's such a long time though...ok fine. The end of this year.
Starting....NOW.
If you see me with a Dr. Pepper anytime soon punch me in the nose. That'll get me to stop. It's like Pavlov's dogs, anytime I see that evil drink I'll run in fear.
