At first I wanted to make a cake with 100 candles

But then I figured the cake would get all waxy & I'd burn my fingers.
So then I decided to eat 100 cookies

But then I realized I already did that this weekend and doing it twice would just be pushin it.
So then I decided to buy 100 balloons and do a big balloon release

But then I realized my car is too small to hold 100 balloons.
So then I decided to do 100 cartwheels

But then I realized that I get dizzy easily, and I don't want to risk bumping my head on something. I only have one and I want to make it last.
So then I was going to list 100 things about me that are cool,
but then I realized I have homework to do and can't waste anymore time on this darn blog.
So there you have it. My 100th post.