Oh St. Patrick's Day, how I love you.
Really though.
And it's not just because you give me an excuse to pinch people (and I'll take any excuse for violence I can get, because I'm a violent person).
No, I love you because green is a pretty rockin color, and because you allow me to pretend that I am Irish for a day.
And Ireland REALLY rocks.
Dude, I'm so excited to go there this summer. Just look at this place:
Ya.
Can't wait.
happy saint pattys.